DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 334

My internet’s not working D:
Smoking a bowl and waiting for this plumber to come fix my dumb shower
Then going to see the Vagina Monologues in ASL

I skipped through a lot of this thread today cause it’s been moving too quickly for me to keep up but I CAN pop in and talk about myself

 

@littlejohn got my headphones and just tested them they are SO much better than my shitty skullcandy ones thanks again brotha!

 

haha but in seriousness I don’t think max has done anything problematic, but I also didn’t even know Nev did so clearly my info is not trustworthy

 

whoa

 

Coward

 

Also to all the glasses wearers HOW DO YOU DO IT
Ever since I was paranoid about my eye (which wasn’t pink eye I guess) I’ve been wearing glasses to give my eyes a break and after a VERY short time they start KILLING behind my ears like my temples.
Literally I’ve taken to resting them comically anywhere else on my head so avoid the spot

Any suggestions bc this fucking sucks

 

people that wear glasses get their frames adjusted

trust me, my dads an optometrist

 

It sounds like they are too small for you!

 

Because I paid way too much for them and they are stylish (well I think anyways) lol

 

Go work out...

Oh wait

 

new laura stevenson is really really good

absolutely yes finish you’re the worst wyd man

 

lol yoshi wearing a milk carton as a costume is worth the price of this game honestly

 

exactly it's ridiculous for me to even try

I'll let u know what I think after the show then if you're interested

they were v pleasant indie pop which I'm worried might not end up lasting w me as there is no shortage of v pleasant indie pop

I was very here for Gretchen's increased messiness and Jimmy's character development and then the symbiotic development that happens as a result good shit good SHIT

wow same!! about skipping and talking about myself lol

 

I had a PB&J for dinner and I’m mad it’s not pizza

 

I gotta finish twin peaks the return first!!! then my plate will be sufficiently clear to pick up another show

 

speaking of twin peaks I can't stop listening to night time, my time by sky ferreira I am obsessed

 

Huh. These are only two years old why are they too small for me my head didn’t grow

 

I’m ordering pizza smh ugh

 

Actual quotes from my mom in the last 10 minutes:
*after I hit my bowl* “you better hope the plumber can’t smell that!”
I’m like “why?? You think he moonlights as a cop?” Lmao
She’s like “well no but he could turn you in!!”
Turn me in. Lmfao.

-5 minutes later while texting-
“How do you spell paraphernalia?”

 

it's always good, though sometimes slightly less good. this final season has been phenomenal though. catch up immedia-

oh okay i forgive you

 

Well you usually dont notice glasses are too small unless you wear there for long periods of time which it seems like you haven't done until recently

 

Damn that’s tru

Also update I have not even smoked a complete bowl and my moms like *rly obvious fake cough* “you’re going to have to slow down on all that smoking, I don’t know if I can take it!”
-____-
On that note, I’m outta here.

 

I’m working the box office tomorrow and it’s going to be extremely difficult to be kind to people that buy tickets for the pro-life movie

 

what movie is this??

I just started and it's v v weird but I'm v into it except I heard Harry isn't in it and that makes me sad

 

What theaters do you go to?

This happens to me once every 2 years. Those are the only times I shave it off.

No problem broseph.

From where?