(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 74

I'm trying to do work from work and I hate you all.

 

Speaking of the buttocks, a former sex friend defecated a little on myself and my bed a couple of years ago. We never spoke again.

 

I'm thankful I'm home bc i'd be extremely salty if I missed all this.

 

That...is very unfortunate @Dominick

 

Ah every man's dream of awkwardly washing his post-potty hands directly above a women's back, allowing the gross dirty potty-hand water to run over her like the dirty girl she is. Nothing sexier

 

Which goes back to my previous point of shower sex being A-OK.

 

my nightmare

 

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha holy shit.

 

shout out to any person who has ever farted during sex

 

Holla

 

*raises hand*

 

You ever fall asleep inside of someone? That's kind of embarrassing...

 

It is why anal sex requires preparation. Like Icharus, I flew too close to the sun and paid for my hubris.

 

Sometimes you're just drunk and miss though.

 

This sounds so stupid out loud but me and boyfriend tried to go to sleep with him inside and see if I would wake up when he got his morning erection. We were super high when we came up with this. It didn't work.

 

I once heard the guy my female flat mate was with fart through the wall. I found it hilarious. Her not so much.

 

No one in politics forums is ever going to take my posts seriously if they ever look in this thread.

 

can't help that you get a little relaxed and your guard falls and thats when a fart slips out.

 

For the longest time I didn't realize how much preparation it took and once I did I was astounded that she was the one who asked me to do it. Knowing that makes it so much flattering, like "All this for me?"

 

I can't believe this thread got so off topic from World Of Warcraft

 

Did it?

 

I think it was for her. You just happened to be the personality the penis was attached to.

 

Very true, hahaha. I enjoy my delusion and looking at the glass half full though.

 

No, all this so she didn't get poop on your dick.

 

Wow and anal are equally mysterious to me