DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 286

I haven't been on a Roller Coaster in years, but I sure do love them.

 

heights are my biggest fear. used to love roller coasters because of the thrill tho, but I was young. now I'm an adult who's acutely aware of his own mortality and it's just not the same

 

I also had my harness come off once on one of those ring of fire rollercoaster things so I've been crippled by fear of them since

 

straight drop rides are just a fucking anxiety attack for someone like me

 

My mom dragged me on Medusa at Six Flags when I was like 10 and it was raining and I was freaking out and she made us wait for the first car but after it was over I was like THIS IS THE COOLEST SHIT EVER and now I'll do any ride.

My mom is insane this bitch PUTS ON A NECK BRACE after the coaster starts pulling away when we would go on rides like she may have herniated discs but that's not gonna stop her

 

omg dude

 

As long as I am facing the track I am fine

Any situation where like there's a pillar that's making me rise and fall behind me and there's no track in front of me, or if I'm on some fuckin chair attached to a cable, NOPE

 

Holy shit

 

haha your mom is a badass!

 

thats my mom too. lol. She'll be going to Great Adventure in a coma if she has to.

 

Yeah that would totally fuck up coasters for me. Scary!

 

Okay Mark Hoppus

 

lol dude in the thrice thread wants me to prove my allegiance to thrice to moderate the thread. this is getting to be too much.

 

Photo of me, my mom and cousin bungee jumping at Six Flags it was terrifying and is also on VHS

 

I'm a coward and I've never liked real rides. They need to make the kids rides bigger for large adults like me!

 

We went to Great Adventure every years for several years in a row, it was tradition with my cousins. It's actually a pretty great theme park.

 

Go get em Mr Overboard

 

I'll go on any ride. I think I've become more sensitive to heights in the past few years but it's only made thrill rides more fun

 

I don't like roller coasters.

I didn't go on one until I was like 25 and high af.

 

I've always wanted to do that, it looks terrifying. But it costs extra so i never have

 

I get way too paranoid when I'm high, there's no way I could go on a ride like that.

 

I smoked a blunt caked with kief and then went on The Hulk at universal. That was fuckin' sweet.

 

yeah I tried getting high and doing the theme park thing

doesn't work for my constitution

 

I worked there for three years so it lost a little bit of its luster. I'll go one or two times a year now and its a good time. I bought season passes at the end of last year, so I should probably go at some point.

 

fucking mad man