2019-2020 NFL Season Thread [ARCHIVED] Football • Page 329

I have a small Dirk jersey from a while back and it's too tight

There is no size that works for me I'm too twiggy (for now)

 

I'm 5'5" and buy the kids XL jerseys. Saves me money and fits my small build.. win win haha

 

One time when I was in middle school I asked a girl out and she told me that I would be cute if I didn't look like a Holocaust victim which is probably the most offensive insult that can be said to a straight white man but that's a good frame of how skinny I've been for most of my life

 

So do what I said and get a smaller size lol it's much cheaper too

 

God, I wish I could fit into a medium these days.

 

Holy shit that's awful

 

God damn

 

Yeah I probably need a Youth XL for basketball. I also need a jersey that isnt Steve Francis

 

he played for the magic?

 

Just audibly guffawed at work.

 

Hope the Packers sign Jordy for the 1 day deal thing so he can retire a Packer.

 

I haven't talked to her since high school but I feel like if I ever ran into her and she was like "Hey! How have things been?!" I wouldn't be able to respond with anything but "You called me a Holocaust victim". It stuck with me so much hahaha.

 

Favorite part of the 2017 draft is Jerry Reese picking dalvin Tomlinson over Alvin kamara and then picking Wayne gallman in the 4th instead ha

 

I need to either commit to losing or gaining weight because I’m usually in the middle of medium and large, it is annoying. I tend to do large just because I’m 6’ and sometimes mediums are kinda short

 

I was in a weird phase where mediums were just a tad too snug but large felt like I was swimming in it.

Luckily I let myself go and can fill in a large just right.

 

This is me with small and medium

Too skinny for medium, too tall for small

 

Goals tbh

 

Yep. The color rush design isn't all that bad. It is very similar to our previous unis, but they would still look better than now. (Did some mock-ups below.) I think this design with more modern font would look good.

 

Woof

 

I fit into a small now it's weird

 

Also probably going to both Portland's now this summer wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

I have to buy 2XL shirts for the length and then they are always way too wide

#TallGuyProblems

 

I can already picture myself sitting there at 12:07 on a Thursday Night ... watching the god damn Bucs vs. Titans because I have start Corey Davis in fantasy. I just wanna go to bed, but they’re spending 8 minutes trying to review if there is “reasonable” pass interference.

I’m already feeling that 5:30 am alarm that Friday morning, and the hypothetical scenario I am relying on Corey Davis on my next year’s fantasy squad.

 

Sizing is always a nightmare to me. I'm usually small. If small is too tight or short, medium always seems to be too big. I also wear 30" x 34", which you can't even find in a store.

 

This is me, except between medium and large, and with a less difficult to find pant size