(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 61

do you like hot moms because you are a hot dad?

 

Probably. But before that it was because I was young and eager

 

I'm boring and also I don't get any excitement from doing sexual things in public or where there's a thrill of being caught. I don't wanna traumatize some random passerby and I'm a goody two shoes so I'd just be nervous and paranoid the entire time.


I had to basically babysit my sis and her bf the other day and I came downstairs and they were laying down facing each other with a blanket (it was 85 degrees) and I def had to rain on their parade but lol no not happening

 

My fwb thing is still going strong, but I mayyyy be staying over there too often? Maybe not. Maybe it'll be fine.

 

I once had sex on a roller coaster. It was a rainy day, so there were not many people at the park and nobody was behind us on the coaster.

Wait, no I didn't

 

Damnnn, that would've been cool. I was trying to figure out the logistics of it until that last bit

 

What was that Mark Wahlberg and Reese Witherspoon movie? I think they did something on a roller coaster. I don't really remember though.

 

He fingered her

 

nooo idea lol

 

Wait, @Dirty Sanchez is Mark Wahlberg?

 

Same, I get that a lot of these stories are tied to being young and having the desire to do it but lacking a place to do it, so it's a "do what you can, where you can situation."

But I guess I'm a lot more old school in that regard. There's something to be said about having actual intimacy, and not letting things exist in such a public space. Heck I'm still the guy who doesn't even talk to my friend's about this kind of stuff because I tend to keep it between me and whoever it happened with.

 

Nah, the balcony on the cruise ship we were both 28 - it's just fun, spontaneous, etc.

 

Lol, there's also that.

 

in the front of my car in a carpool parking lot at 2 am when we were then busted by the police. I was 28.

 

Did they actually arrest you?

 

No. Basically I left the car running so the lights were on -- it was hot and I wanted the AC on -- so a cop just tapped the window with his flashlight and then backed away until we got shirts and whatnot on. Then just said "everyone decent?" We said yes and then he looked in the window and asked where we lived which we told him then he just said "it's about time y'all got to steppin'," in the most generic white-guy voice ever. I think he was trying to break the tension of us freaking out we'd get some sort of charge from him.

 

Shoulda stared him straight in the eye and finished.

 

in the back of my car at 5 am in a local park. i was 19

 

Haha. That would've been great had I not been worried of ending up on a sex offender list. That threat looming over one's head is a bit of a mood killer.

 

A policeman threatened to arrest my friend on st.patricks day for peeing in an alley. He threatened that he would end up on the sex offender list.

 

Missionary in my marriage bed forever, you heathens.

 

Forreal?

 

Haha no

I just don't have any particularly interesting stories.

 

I have no interesting stories to share about myself, sorry folk.

I'm also not that wild and too awkward to do anything in a public place