DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 184

“She calls me the b word...”

 

would you rather give every member of this thread a full-body massage or listen to this song for 48 hours straight?

you only need to listen to about 15-20 seconds to get it

 

A1 full body massages with that song playing in the background

 

nice choice

 

it would really set the mood

 

Dave Matthews songs eventually end and you can listen to them sober

 

dan gets two massages tho

 

and he likes eye contact

should probably mention that

 

what poor person has to touch his smelly hairy body? are we giving them gloves?

 

I pick Frownland fwiw

then I could finally just go insane. would be nice

 

HE STARTED AGAIN

 

Turned on South Florida sports radio and it's fucking NASCAR ON RADIO WTF

 

start talking about a girl you knew who was a Dave Matthews fan and just recite the plot to Lady Bird

 

Oh man I gotta watch Lady Bird again

 

Hello

 

Who's got their claws in you, my friend

 

See you in May, coward

 

Just watch the first 3 seasons of The Office and pretend that season finale is the series finale cause it would have been perfect

 

This Condiment Used to Be Sold as Medicine

I know y’all already know....if ya ketch my drift

 

No longer April? Haha

 

gonna make some bullshit music and make my name something to do wish fish or something and try to get signed to fish yeah! records

 

Nah I’m going to Florida at the end of april, I’ll have more $$$ in May, and that’s my month of birth also