DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 32

wat

 

Laura thinks it's so hilarious that right now we don't have any pictures of the two of us in our apartment but there's a picture of Ted Striker right next to my computer hahaha

 

leave Gatsby alone

 

He won't come out of your room anymore, the coward

 

haha that's amazing. It's an entirely different kind of picture, altogether.

 

I also made 6k today so apparently I only have to be 10x as cool as you to catch up.

 

as a member of the chorus census I have to ask, what's your ratio

 

yeah my bed is covered in his fur it’s not great

 

like the thing where you hypothesize two people dating each other

 

Pregnant women get 3 months off, I just want.3 fuckin weeks off from.work. thanks obama

 

gatsby x bear

 

My period is too close to my spacebar

 

look at this derpy little idiot I love him so much

 

Title of my.biography

 

I thought that too with fiances Italian family but then I was like NOPE. I have no reason to have the princess wedding I always thought I would have. not really feeling it anymore.

 

I unblocked but no but thank you for offering! Since it's one of those advance screening things idk how anything works and as a result don't even know if I'd be able to use it

 

is this a chelsea handler memoir

 

all you gotta do is leave your dignity at the door and pander your entire soul away in a constant search for wholesale validation

bother my agent next time or ill fucking ruin you

 

don't feel bad, I won't ever get to enjoy that perk either.

 

If Shrek has a good ratio then you know the system broken

 

I should actually get half of his likes

 

Come to think of it since Laura and I are married we get to pool our likes