DAn1ty Kane - My Steak Is DA1maged NSFW • Page 20

That's unfortunate. Move here! Be my receptionist. The pay is substantially less but it would DEFINITELY be an interesting experience.

 

I had a strawberry milkshake and I want more

 

"What language is this?"

 

does this mean we won't get relayed info of crazy ass requests made to a flowershop anymore

 

Yeah I'll be working a more mundane job for the time being haha

 

What the fuck kind of question is this one day you’ll have to face what created you and they won’t be as merciful as I am

 

R u eating miracle whip?

 

@ChaseTx does this not me

 

@ChaseTx i don’t want you to take this the wrong way or anything because I love you but binch what the fuck

 

He's asking if you've had the classic southern breakfast of scrambled eggs and gravy

(Look Ken it would really help me out if you were on my side here)

 

Please stop harassing me please this line is closed sir we open tomorrow morning at 6 am for your shopping convenience

 

Kenneth what the hell man

 

I don’t negotiate with terrorists unless the negotiations involve @dylan wagon pics ayyyy lmao

No but seriously if you put gravy on eggs you’re skating on thin fucking ice with natural selection

 

This is fucked

 

I’m sorry ily

 

Gravy belongs on mashed potatoes and hotdogs and that’s all alright I won’t be responding to anything else so save your @s I said what I said goodnight

 

HOT DOGS?!

 

hold up

hotdogs?

 

tex back on my good side

 

Chocolate Starfish and the Hot Dog Gravy

 

Pfuck no!

Never have never will.

 

@Dirty Sanchez found some nuts for u

 

Nice.

 

@Dog with a Blog

 

I was going to respond to this with a picture of a nutsack but I don’t want to get banned just yet