Astro 1ounge • Page 1409

Monster opus for your magnum dong*

 

the night is young

 

She’s so lucky I’ve been doing things to piss Dylan off for months and he still won’t break up with me

 

I coincidentally gave his mom a tour too

 

And full of terrors

 

I’m wearing all Reebok

 

-fin

 

Cheat on him

 

Stop being thirsty

 

Oh wait. I forgot, it wasn’t the cheating that broke him but the fry policy lol. Duh. You know what to do

 

Ew. I do not want to be Dylan’s eskimo brother

 

okay sanch

 

Lol meant to post “wait is this the a1 thread” when I swear I was in the dating thread lol.

 

i cant eat mayo you uncultured.

 

You don’t have to eat it you just have to lather some frys with it

 

@Ken

 

She just tryina get some RTs

 

I TRIED
https://photos.google.com/search/_tra_/photo/AF1QipPRoW8J6-lIkEZzSbplDCVybF3tX8e2_t9FHHhy

idk if that link will work but its a video of me trying to put ketchup on fries and he grabs it out of my hands

dont you tell me

 

She reads this thread

 

@dylan is this true???? Also tbh I didn’t realize people were named Laurel, there’s a city in Maryland with that name.

 

Drunk on Sunday

 

Phuck @CarpetElf

 

I love Coors Light, no shame

 

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That is good I like water also