(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1496

What’s the point!

 

I mean, I’ll reply, I’m not a rude ass, but I’m ok if we don’t talk on the phone

 

I haven't a thing to say.

You've done the best you could.

You really have. The best you could.

I guess we can't expect to win 'em all.

I want to tell you something I've kept to myself for years. I was in the war myself -- the Medical Corps. I was on duty late one night when a badly wounded pilot was brought in from a raid. He could barely talk, but he looked at me and he said, "Doc. The odds were against us up there but we went in anyway, and I'm glad we did. The captain made the right decision."

The pilot's name was George Zipp.

And the last thing he said to me, "Doc," he said, "Sometime when the crew is up against it and the breaks are beating the boys, tell them to go out there with all they've got and win just one for the Zipper. I don't know where I'll be then, Doc," he said, "but I won't smell too good. That's for sure."

 

I kinda want to go back on dating apps

I’m that bored

 

Lets gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

 

palpatine do it dot gif

 

W. A. T.

 

Cups

 

It won’t work on me

 

Hello this is regarding the opening for the booty call position

 

W A. T.

 

@Fucking Dustin

 

WA. T
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k

 

JFG

 

Jesus fucking ghist?

 

JUST



FUCKING





GAME

 

Classic

 

please don’t subject other threads to this please

 

Shut the hell up

 

I'm generally a super nice and passive person to most people and my co-workers don't like that.

They want to change me and try and make me mean and an asshole because "girls like assholes."

why do I know the weirdest people

 

Are you living in a bad teen comedy

 

I think you’re absolutely enjoyable how you are.