Astro 1ounge • Page 1370

Mr. S care to share a beach pic with the rest of the class?

 

For the last two poems I had to write I stayed up through the whole night writing them on the evening before they were due.

What do you have to write about ?

 

One of my biggest pet peeves is when I try to turn down one aisle of the parking lot and some asshole is driving or stopped in the middle of the aisle

 

God dammit I told myself I wasn't going to buy pictures from my kids picture day today.

I let myself down :(((((

 

Always poop on company time, fam

 

Woah

 

Can I see?

 

Goddamn, I just got home from Taco Bell. Realized I had to shit so I put my food down on the table.

Mid-shit, I hear one of the cats tearing into my bag of food.

 

Press F

 

@Dog with a Blog

 

Birth control lmao
It’s my female experience in America class
we had to do a creative response so I’m choosing poems bc lord knows I can do anything else
It’s also due at midnight
I mean technically it was due 4 days ago but she gave me an extension that ends tonight lol

 

In any particul form?

 

the birth control or the poem?

 

*confused monkey gif*

Both, now that I’m thinkin bout it

 

sorry I don't post pics of my kids online typically.

At least not ones where their face is fully visible

 

post a dick pic instead

 

sorry I don't post pics of my **** online typically.

At least not ones where the face is fully visible

 

There's kid #2 in the checkered shirt.

 

the real little john

 

Every time I see ur dumbass has tagged me in this thread I get diarrhea

And every time we kiss I swear I can flyyyyy

 

damn talk about needing a plan b

 

I texted this to @dadbolt for inspiration tonight

 

they genuinely look like they hate you

 

Your cats are planning to murder you tonight

 

That's just all cats every night