(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1491

So, there's your answer?

 

Yeah that’s p much what I said

 

Or at least, not seriously

 

I wish I was @Dog with a Blog

 

Yeah by Patron you mean tequila

 

haha got him

 

@SlappinCups is that u?

 

Ian is the OG punmaster cloud and you know this

 

You can sleep at work

Just pick a theater and sleep

 

I figured it out @Dog with a Blog is in a gender flipped romcom
constantly talking about how he doesn't need a partner he needs to get his life in order all the while the universe is sending him signs that he actually is a big softie who needs love

 

I need cuddles. That will suffice

 

Isn't this a fall out boy song?

 

I feel like I’ve heard 17 versions of this exact same situation/story from you smdh I can’t even get my own boyfriend to kiss me (mostly cause I choose to stay pure) so how does one just start making out randomly like the fuck

 

That boy don’t act right

 

It’s how we greet each other in California

 

Also, god damn, if I were you, I’d be kissing Dylan all the time

 

Okay Sixpence None The Richer

 

Oh in Texas we just draw our guns cause the town ain’t big enough for the two of us

Okay we are done here

 

what the fuck

 

Member when you said you wanted to have sexual relations with me?

 

that didn't happen

 

@dadbolt @thesoftskeleton please confirm

 

they can't confirm what didn't happen you dolt

 

I actually hit it off with someone at a bar and she said she was impressed I asked for her number. We stayed an hour after our friends left. That was fun.