Astro 1ounge • Page 1229

Congrats buddy. How will you celebrate?

 

If that ain't me right now.

My day:

-arguing on the internet
-unsuccessfully dressing up for the cute lesbian in the office
- dealing with the creepy old guy in my office who is growing a ponytail and only looks at my chest when he is talking to me as he stared at my ass while I walked down the stairs
-annoying rando mouth breather in my office

 

Prolly adult sodas n consensual se* if I were to guess

 

All sodas are adult sodas.

My kids are convinced that sodas are for dads only haha

 

Mouth breather just asked me if on the job application he is filling out if "present address" means the address he is currently living at.

We need to hire this guy.

 

Tell him "no, that's where we send the presents if you get hired"

 

That is really cute and pure actually.

 

One time my son had a drink of a soda accidentally and he got scared and upset about it. Had to reassure him that he'd.be ok

 

To be fair, he could've thought you wanted the best address to send him gifts. Maybe his P.O. box or somethin'.

 

That’s actually a hella good point

 

P.O. Boxes are extremely useful.

 

Whoa

 

PO=Pop Off
JO= ? ? ?

 

This reminds me of that dude on reddit that kept all his cum in a box

 

I was of course thinking of that too

 

I'm makin' FAJITAS tonight

 

What kind my dude

 

I for one am glad I don't know what you're referring to

 

I think they should be steak, heavy on lime and cilantro in the homemade pico