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How about animals narrating David Attenborough

 

yeah but like with an outsider narrator explaining the science behind that every choice we make is to feel better about ourselves or get laid

 

is this a hootie and the blowfish lyric

 

It's time

 

I'd have a better tv show

 

@Netflix

 

Wait wtf, theres 19,000 threads on this website? That don't sound right

 

Typical reaction watching my TV show, I know

 

How bout this for a story, from reddit, obvi it's real:

"
A year ago my family member (26) discovered that his fianceé (29) of 7 years, who he has 2 children with had been having an affair with his younger brother, who just turned 18. His brother was living in his house rent free at the time as well. So his fianceé left him for his brother and had a fling with him for a couple months. The younger brother is basically homeless now, jumping from friend to friend to crash at their houses, while working at a job that he makes minimum wage at ($7.25), while she is still living under her ex-fiance's roof.

She then decided she wanted to works thing out with her ex-fiance so they got back together and decided to reconcile the relationship which left the younger brother furious. Shortly after that, she finds out she is pregnant but does not know which brother is the father. Her fiance said he would raise the baby as his own even if it was not his. So she decides to keep the baby.

This makes the younger brother more furious because she aborted the child before this baby that she knew was the younger brothers. So the younger brother verbally attacks her for aborting that child and keeping this one because there is a chance it is her fiance's. She is unemployed during this time, so her fiance is paying for all of the expenses.

9 months later, still unemployed

She has the baby and it ends up being the younger brothers child and they all try to do co-parenting. The baby is 3 months old now and my family members fianceé left him for his younger brother again!
"

 

tonin & the dog vs jers & the hog

 

the hog?

 

I wish I could go back in time and stop myself from reading this.

 

y

 

Omg this guitar is perfect

 

Pics?

 

Maybe he uses his fingers

 

Went with the 2420T

 

Working on learning fingerpicking but right now I just use picks

 

I still remember the first time I used a quality bidet in Korea. It was at a high end hotel in Seoul for my brothers wedding. The first time I used it, the pressure of the water jet was too intrusive. I wasn’t so used to something penetrating into my ass. The pressure was so firm and that it was too much for my virgin ass.

Then the next time I used it, I lowered the pressure and just let it warm up. Oh lord. It was like the god of toilet licking my butt. So warm and gentle. Afterward, I used the air dryer. That was arguably the best steam of air blown into my ass.

On the third time, I was able to let my ass open and fully accept the routine. It was god send.

I wish I can afford one.