Astro 1ounge • Page 1023

Next year

 

if you never got it on in a Shoney's parking lot then you haven't really lived

 

This is a bad take

 

I love Space Jam but it's a terrible movie

 

damn all you can eat eh

 

Made it to the hotel, time to drink and shit post @Dirty Sanchez

 

Fuck first band didn't even start yet

 

Space Jam just didn’t age well, especially Jordan’s acting

 

Nick Nurse is a real one

 

I had this history teacher in middle school named Mr. Brinson and every time you got a question right or he was pleased with something you said or did he would say "good deal automobile" and I don't know what made me just think of that weird shit but it's way weirder than I thought it was then

 

@Dirty Sanchez is a coward

 

these are so good

 

THE TOP 50 FAST FOOD ITEMS - THE RINGER

I haven't even read it yet and don't want to

 

do not crosspost and expose my thievery little john

 

My flight is delayed so I’ve had three margaritas and a Moscow mule and three tacos and chips and a veggie wrap

 

oh this is why you basically eat Soylent

 

What are you implying

 

Hello

 

how many people are shopping for butt plugs right now, ya think?

 

69

 

nice

 

Is Zero Pharah by Everything Everything the best song ever? Yeah probably

 

sry robert wrong

 

nothing you are in total control and making great decisions