The littlejohn Memorial Music Chat Thread • Page 383

Also, the way they define jobs too.

 

Always weird to find out new words that describe me.

 

Your kids ever walk in on you and your lady doing the business?

 

One of my cats has walked in on me *********ing before. Does that count?

 

Masticating is a pretty normal thing and cats do it too

 

Deep (ish). I put myself down from “firm to deep” cause I dunno how I’ll feel tomorrow but if I’m up for it I’ll just do deep.

This is partially why I almost always request a male masseuse. I also try to only have massages where I’m laying on my belly. I once had a full body massage from a beautiful woman, not really realizing what that entailed and I dunno, I wasn’t a huge fan. I didn’t get aroused or anything but she was rubbing my chest and inner thigh and I just was not prepared for that. Felt uncomfortable.



That dog below our waist aroused
When arms embraced the pretty gals
It came much more as a surprise
It happening when I hugged the guys

 

Wht the fuck is wrong with your brain, John?

 

whoa

 

Genetics.

 

I’m doing projections tonight and I’m getting so fucking swole

 

Whoa.


Nice.

 

Just realized that @CobraKidJon is just cobraKJ and that's funny to me because it sounds like @Kingjohn_654 made an alt and though what's cool and will hide that I'm still KJ and added Cobra to it.


Nice try KJ/CobraKJ

 

going to need you to lay off whatever you are having

 

Honey Nut Cheerios

 

whooaa

 

The keurig they have in the kitchen area at work makes the WORST cup of coffee ever. I brought my own K-Cups so I could save money by not buying coffee on the way to work or going out for coffee during lunch. Looks like I should just stick to tea when I get to work....which means I need to pick up a box of Earl Grey Tea on my way home tonight.

 

No more ibuprofen for me

 

BUSTED!!

 

K-cups always suck. I absolutely hate keurigs and the coffee they produce is so mediocre compared to an actual cup.

 

you really have to search out the good k-cups, the ones I just got just taste like boiled water