(Reasons we're not having) Sex (and WoW) Thread NSFW • Page 318

missionary gets a bad rap for no good reason and is therefore kind of underrated ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

@Dog with a Blog how does Christian Mom feel about missionary?

 

Missionary is preferred but there’s a lot of “oh God!” goin on no matter what so p much any posish is okay. Sex is a lot like prayer if ya think about it

 

Real talk tho. I know missionary is deemed “vanilla” but it is great. I mean, I wouldn’t wanna stay in missionary the whole time probably but it is indeed underrated.

 

Take dat ass tah church boi

 

RUOK?

 

He’s an atheist

 

That’s where you don’t believe in grains or breads?

 

Wat.

That’s glaucoma

 

Damn he already has TBS too, poor guy

 

This could be his path to redemption. No way to know for sure, the Lord works in mysterious ways

 

we know you prefer chocolate

waits for everyone to say my name

 

Cups

 

I thought that was an eye thing

 

You’re thinkin’ of pink eye.

 

no way to know for sure

 

My favorite Hozier b-side

 

@Kingjohn_654

I recently learned about the Mormon phenomenon known as soaking ( Urban Dictionary: Soaking ) and jumping ( Urban Dictionary: (Provo) Jumping ).

I was curious if these are actions that you and your wife partook in before y’all got married? If no, do you know any soakers or jumpers?

Edit: I should clarify that this question extends to relationships you had before you were with your wife

 

Step back from that ledge my friend careful

 

I’ve been doing leg workouts like crazy, so I’m available to jump.

 

Are you the jumpmaster?

 

kj strikes me as the kind of person that would remain chaste but is a good friend and helpful person so he would jump for his friends

 

soaking sounds great

 

Lol. I've heard about those, but never known anyone who did it. I always figured it was an urban legend.

And no, I never entered that space before my wedding night.