The littlejohn Memorial Music Chat Thread • Page 134

Oh also, exercise is a bad idea no one should try to be fit. I rolled my ankle tonight on a run and my ankle is swollen to grapefruit proportion

 

Don’t you love The Office?

 

The number one thing white women yell at me for is not getting The Office references, I haven’t seen much of it tbh. That or vines

 

Actual conversation tonight at work at Aldi.

Me, putting items in customers basket

Customer, already passive-aggressive: "I know here at Aldi, they teach you to throw things into our carts, but go easy on my merchandise."

The Mysterious: "*cheerfully chuckles* Sir, that's not what they teach us, but don't worry, I'll go very easy!"

Fucking moronic, 2nd-rate, patchy-beard badass wannabe-looking customer: "*leans in* Don't you DARE tell me NOT to WORRY."

The Mysterious: *Confused at the syntax of the statement* What would you like me to tell you then, sir?"

60-year-old customer who looks like a sloth's face introduced itself to a dumpster fire of meth: "That you're going to get your manager. I have a complaint to file."

The Mysterious: *is shift manager* "Uhhh he won't agree with your point of view sir, nothing is damaged, nor was thrown, and your cart has been filled complacent to policy."

Dumbass customer projecting their own insecurity, anger, and pathetic powerless existence onto an employee they thought wouldn't be able to stand up for their self: "Are you listening? I have some complaints to file."

The Mysterious: *Points to his own smiling customer service face* "He's been here the whole time, sir! Your total is displayed in front of you."




walk into the backroom like

 

Vine references are guaranteed to break the ice with the right people

I wonder if the kids of today will make tik tok references in the future

 

Love AND respect it...that article may spoil some first-time viewers. Can't be tolerated, they need to see it for themselves.

 

Fantastic!

 

Watch the office.

I'm not a white woman though.

 

It's ClickHole if somebody doesn't watch the office based on a satirical websites article I think they may not get the office at all anyway.

 

Those individuals, through no fault of their own, make it rather hard IRL to talk to because my vocabulary is approx. 78% pop culture references, half of which are from The Office, and they just end up confused as to why I'm so weird. 'Tis unfortunate.

 

What IS tik tok? Those YouTube ads for it are beyond dumb.

 

I think it used to be called musicly. Basically they lip sync over songs and internet clips. My fifth grade students are obsessed and I hurt everyday knowing that their generation will just be saying things like “yeet” and flossing until I’m lowered into an early grave.

 

@The Mysterious how are things?

 

vine references? what are those?

 

vine was a gosh dang treasure

 

There used to be a picture of my swollen foot/ankle here

@CobraKidJon like this post of my swollen ankle please it will help

 

You don’t want to know

 

I am blocking @oncenowagain

 

I understand

 

Flossing is pretty dope is you can do it with fluidity tho, let's be real. Posers give the dance move a bad rap, like all the kids claiming they could moonwalk like Michael Jackson growing up.

 

Vine was like half cool people and half teenagers screaming the n word or being misogynistic

 

Boy you don't skip pinky toe day, that thing is muscular

 

The whole foot is quite swollen from the fall. I realize now how uncomfortable it might make people feel to see my engorged foot/ankle. Felt needy. Might delete later.

 

there is this stupid ad I keep seeing trying to show off some men's fashion brand with one dude being the old handsome dude with a beard and the young heart throb that is clean shaven.

it sucks. they are both white. give me something different.

 

Really stressful, tbh. Health issues suck. Wife is having some unforeseen medical problems and the kids have been super sick with intermittent 103+ fevers for about a week straight, but we're holding our heads up. Night is darkest before the dawn, Harvey Dent, blah blah blah.

How was your Christmas/New Year's/school break? Did you have your first official holiday in-law meal?