Astro 1ounge • Page 693

Don't kink shame

 

wait what do you do with the sau-


nevermind, some things are best left alone

 

best interview ever

 

Good morning

 

bought a new belt and a new wallet

been using the same belt and wallet for five years or more so I thought it was time to treat myself

 

Five years seems right

 

That and the "Canada is bad lol" were the most common and lazy jokes in sitcoms, I'd roll my eyes everytime

 

I read belt as butt for a second

 

What is wrong with you?

 

Do it

 

have you met John?

 

how did I not know you can add Big Mac sauce to anything on the McDonald’s menu? but what to do first? this is too much pressure

 

Hi

 

we are having steak for dinner tonight, and you bet your ass she is gonna our half a bottle of ketchup with hers

 

You're dating Dan

 

It's NOLA time in T-3 hours!

 

ketchup and steak is a sin

y’all should read your bibles more

 

At least it’s not Heinz 57.

 

Heinz 57 is pretty good tho

 

we’ve been through this

 

True lol I didn’t think that through

 

that could be the title of this thread lol

 

When did you change your name to Shrek? I can’t remember how long it’s been.

 

I’m thinking about changing my name.

 

I've thought about it too but not sure how badly I want to commit to it

Do you mean actual name or Chorus name