Astro 1ounge • Page 656

so high

I think I just ate like a hundred puffy Cheetos

 

High you and high me would get along

 

I’ve watched like 6 episodes of Party of Five today lol

 

My parents plan to be snowbirds in a couple years when my mom can start getting her social security. It is now my duty to make fun of them while also being proud they figured out how to achieve that flexibility

 

Related, parents aging is also bizarre

 

It really is. I was just talking about this with my friends yesterday. It’s weird to me to think how I have maybe 20-25 years left with my mom.

 

Tell them to not

Lol jk. Idk if you’re talking about Florida but lawd i hate em lol

 

I hate snowbirds but, it's also my dream life

 

Your parents will finally be birds too

I understand moving to some place warmer but they don't really do anything in Florida

 

My son discovered my chest hair this morning and called it my "belly beard"

 

Also found my wife's breasts and referred to them as something different other than breasts

 

Butter buckets ?

 

I watched aquaman earlier and like


What the fuck whyyyyy

 

I’m so sorry for you having watched a comic book film :((

 

I don’t hate comic book films


But damn dc SUCK

 

I've heard nothing but great things and disagree completely

 

I haven't heard much about Aquaman but Wonder Woman is good

 

It’s like an unintentionally funny film with some eh action

 

Visually looks great tho

 

CBM me hate

 

That movie's gonna crack a billion

 

What’d you mean by THEY

 

Grandmas

 

That’s my line bro

 

Also I’m drinking playing Mario kart with my girl, it’s a good night