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Americans gud

 

Mostly I’m just convinced that my old car has reincarnated into this car. My first car was the definition of “quirky” the driver side window broke and would fall in so I kept it held up with a high heel.
3/4 of my windows in my car now had the same problem happen. Every one except the driver side.

Another quirk was that the very first time I tried to start my first car after bringing it home, it wouldn’t start. The dealership told us to put it in neutral and then it started fine. This was something that happened sporadically throughout the years having the car and I have no idea why.
Now this car potentially has the same exact problem.

It’s just wild lol

My first car was also covered top to bottom with sharpie graffiti (lot of dicks), so luckily I have been able to prevent my car from having that fate hah

 

can cars just not be quirky? like this isn't a f**kin wes anderson movie guys

 

My car was quirky as hell ok it might as well have been named Zooey Deschanel

 

Wow Grand B*dap*st **tel gud

 

@Dirty Sanchez wanna siege soon buddy if it’s done

 

Maybe once this muricans ep is over. Let’s play t hunt because I will get my ass handed to me in no.

 

I’ll be like 20 mins anyway haha

 

Lmaooo omg on LOST Ben is talking about a “patch of mold shaped like Virgin Mary in Gainesville Florida” and that is TOTALLY referencing the Virgin Mary watermark that showed up in my hometown*. So funny.


*the place I tell people on the internet I live, but not my actual small hometown that has been my actual home my whole life

 

The Hives are so much fun

 

Oh and hi, fam

 

Then there's The Man from Tallahassee!

 

@Mr. Serotonin???

 

oh shit we drinkin mimosas at the office this morning

 

mr. s alt confirmed

 

Mr. Salt

 

the finest Texas champagne *
* boxed wine and La Croix

 

smh sounds like somebody’s never had the party bag

get behind me satan I won’t hear any slander on boxed wine today

 

You know damn well I don't go to parties or drink
You're the owned one

 

hi

 

slap that bag

 

yo i’m fat as fuck!

 

Dude. Same!

 

At the office and it’s my 3rd time on the toilet AMA