Astro 1ounge • Page 527

Age sex underwear height?

 

I took DayQuil and ordered McDonald’s breakfast from Uber eats so things are lookin up

 

I got Laura tickets to see Joyce Manor and Jeff Rosenstock for Christmas but before I printed them I used intricate MS Paint skills to disguise them as tickets to go see Carrot Top at WinStar Casino and it was 100% worth it

 

That's a good mindset that I'm gonna try and follow too. Hope your day is good man

 

I give you massive props for this

 

dumb joke on my part but that is great

 

Dammit that breached the terrible tier into the good terrible tier good job

 

It would be funny if she was gutted about missing Carrot Top

 

BRB using imagination since NO PICS dot GIF

 

She just kinda gave me this look that said "...okay?" and I laughed way too hard

She was trying SO hard not to seem like she hated the gift

 

I imagine she gives you that look a lot

 

She cracks more bits to me than I do to her on a daily basis

I just filter so many bits to y'all and to coworkers while she sends em all my way

 

i guess i should catch some fishes today

 

Lmaooo literally

 

You guess?

 

Where they at

 

Y'all don't deserve it

 

Appreciate the tip

 

An avocaaadooo.

Thaaaaaaanks.

 

Every time I say “thanks” I say it like this and about 1% of the population understands but I will not falter

 

I don’t get it

 

Welcome to da 1%

 

Is this @dylan

 

Too tall