Astro 1ounge • Page 431

I for sure am going to give it a shot when the time is right. I have a couple of like bits prepared but I'm not gonna bother until I move to the/a city

 

I befriended my managers specifically to dunk on them

 

seems inappropriate

 

Loki*. too*

 

What kind of freight?

 

I have never done an open mic I'm confused

 

Someone should do open heart surgery on open mic night. That’d blow
Minds.

 

the patients name would have to be mike.

 

while(true)
Print “WOW”

 

Yeah I think I'd be too anxious to do live comedy and I'd forget to write things down and have my jokes ready

 

just wing it

 

we didn't ask for your lunch order, sir.

 

Just talk about wings? Not stealing your material

 

Sanchez are you typing like that on purpose or are you like texting and driving or some shit

 

This is what I would do.


I walk slowly up the the mic. Look at each member of the audience. Point at a few of them.
I then whisper “wot if Seinfeld still on TV?”

I then walk away.

 

I hate working at this escape room.

 

I hit the return key by mistake a lot and I don’t give a shit to fix. Lol stupid Apple keyboard for phones

 

"sir, this is a wendy's"

 

Well, really it's a government building but it feels like an escape room 'cept 5:00 is the only time I can get out.

 

Malware

 

I’m not funny so I could never do an open mic night for stand up

 

change the clocks, see if the doors open.

 

I tried