Astro 1ounge • Page 426

The Cube Rule

 

Ah man, when I had hella long hair, sex was so annoying and sweaty

 

You know my dad and his wife and their family did recently? Axe throwing. Y'all ever here about this???

 

Hours long sex sounds dreadful

 

is this a jay leno bit?

 

can we start a pool on what age i die at? i’m serious. i say i’m dying at 57

 

... you didn't even let her finish

 

is your dad... Kratos?

 

Agreed. Those dudes who brag about having sex all night it’s like...that sounds terrible

 

Seriously, I got sleep to get to

 

69

 

My best friend works at a bar as an axe thrower. it's wild

 

wat

 

if you and @dadbolt pick the same age you gotta give that age and how many days

 

what

 

I'd be okay with dying at 69.

lollll no.

 

”once”

Im a minuteman @littlejohn

 

If I go to one I better die

 

Age: 69

Time of death: 4:20pm

 

Where'd they get their degree?

 

420 days

dont question the math

 

69 and 69 days

Yeah it's wild THE HUB STADIUM

 

I’m aware of axe throwing. Was not aware of drinking and axe throwing lol.

 

some dork from Virginia invited me to a party and they played this game where you hit nails with a hammer in a tree stump

and of course he hit his fucking foot with a hammer, said “Im ok”, then went inside