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The ole SS Tex

 

oh so that’s where Chase came from

 

jesus h christ what makes american girl dolls so fucking special

 

hi i just spent 150 dollars on a doll ama

except if im going to fuck it it’s not that kind of doll, pervs

 

Sounds like you are going to fuck it.

 

WAT

 

michael i know you want revenge but please don’t be uncouth i don’t do those things with my daughters toys

 

what is her name and backstory?
this is technically two questions but they're related

 

WOW WAT

 

What the fuck is wrong with you why are you giving your daughter a sex toy???

 

she wanted the boy doll his name is logan

he escaped from a lab and has metal claws

 

She’s gonna play with it for like 6 months tops

 

oof

 

Derek you know I know that the dolls are all girls from like 100 years ago

 

I'm sorry but I have to at least try

 

hate to break it to you but she's the 8 year old equivalent of horny

 

IAN

 

american girl dolls and their accessories are ridiculous, my sister had one and i remember her getting dumb shit like $150 winter sets and sled dogs for a goddamn doll

 

why do you want Samantha to be bored Justin?

 

now I have that god damn Tom Petty song stuck in my head

 

who am I kidding, it's a certificated slapper-banger

 

oh yeah alright

 

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