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I went from God’s Favorite Customer to this

 

Looks like Pepperidge Farm started a band.

 

Let's get the day started kings, queens, jacks and aces

 

what about jokers bruh

 

just had some coffee

about to smoke some weed

 

I’ve lifted for an hour, now doing cardio for an hour, then back to lifting.

 

sure. tokers too

 

Damn I thought it was monday

 

I'm smoking weed rn.

 

she hasn’t been willing to consider a committed relationship for her whole adult life and has sworn off having kids etc, idk i definitely wouldn’t have ever guessed it but she is a free spirit type that would allow herself to explore those feelings

 

had plans today

cancelled all of them

fuck yeah

 

good morning

today is the day for football and smash

 

dude how long are you at the gym for typically lol

 

Sunday am 2h45min

Other times 100 mins

 

Dang I spent the whole morning catching up on modern family

Forgot how good this show was

 

Phil Dumphy died in season 8

 

I burned a coupla bushes and now I’m at the beach

 

I read this to the tune of Wanted Dead Or Alive by Bon Jovi

 

damn are you actually god from the old testament mr. s

 

It was storming crazy hard this morning which allowed me to sleep in longer than usual

Today’s the day he leaves let’s not think about the impending breakdown

Oh and we went to my dealers bday party last night and a room full of people were doing 8 player smash and my ex was just wrecking them. So much that he got a 70% handicap against everyone else bc he was just doing that much better. It was so hilarious. And it was his first time playing the new one when most of them had played before.
I just think it’s great because everyone SAYS they’re good at smash but he actually is and it gives me this weird nerd pride


Anyway. Sup.

 

Wow spoiler alert thanks sanch

 

He was trying to sell a house, and he ended up getting trapped in the walk in freezer.

 

Debating going to target and trading my old phone in and getting an Apple Watch, anyone have one or

 

Go Jets (so the lions have less competition for a higher pick thanks)