Astro 1ounge • Page 401

Not everyone with rich parents isn't involved

It's basically just me probably

 

i just witnessed a sitcom-ish coming out from my gf’s sister

she marches up drunk to her dad: “DAD I’M GAY”

her dad: “No shit honey I think you’re the last to figure that out”

best thing ever

 

she told us last month btw but hadn’t told her dad yet and not her mom still

 

this is A1 level brendan...

 

Brendan’s end of the year list is the only one that matters this year, so good

 

Lol yeah that was great. I like how he even included the list itself

 

ATTENTION ALL: Dylan delivered on his bbq promise. I present to you, a review.

A couple things to note:

1. YouTube absolutely nukes video/audio quality so make sure you select 1080p for optimal playback

2. I recorded this at 2:30am so I had to be kinda quiet so turn that shit up.

Thank you, @dylan

 

A1 production value

 

I DID NOT SEND KC MASTERPIECE!!!!!

 

Just cause they don’t sell it via that distributor does not mean you didn’t send it. You probably have a stockpile at your house

 

kinda want some chicken tenders now

 

HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT JAMES

 

Also it’s a shame Dylan could only live up to half of his promise. Here I am with no barbecue sauce. May be forced to grab some KC Masterpiece.

 

“Best bbq sauce in town.”
- Dylan

 

“Akin to a liquid campfire”

Took the words straight out mah mouf

 

bro

 

Whoaaa

 

Shopped

 

does she give off gay vibes?

 

I love listening to my 100 spotify top songs of the year because they’re all certified bangers

 

I just went from father john misty to brockhampton hell yeah

 

I know nothing about Brockhampton but I am very on board with FJM