Astro 1ounge • Page 294

a cereal killer, if you will

 

I eat dry cereal .

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Whoops sorry my water bottle fell on my keyboard

 

Ugh. I was gonna say he’s probably a serial killer but didn’t because I was afraid someone would make this joke. Guess it didn’t matter

 

You're already eating from the toilet

 

I drink almond milk!

 

Exactly

 

Cereal doesn't need milk you cowards

 

HAHAHAH NERD

 

Multiple people came forward as cereal flushers and the conversation has continued all over the slack and their podcast for 2 weeks

 

So much for the vegan Chase

 

I've been doing this my whole life

 

soups too

 

I don’t either but dry crunchy cereal is p tasty

 

Wow way to be on the wrong side of history

 

wtf

 

The villain we needed

 

Oops All Berries is the only thing I'll eat without milk and I regret it every time.

 

I haven't used dairy milk in months. Maybe a year even

 

Oh, I also eat the sugar off Frosted Mini Wheats and give whats left to the dog.

 

Way to be a plant of big dairy

 

Don’t get me wrong, I’ll definitely have a handful or two of dry cereal for a quick snack but if I’m having a bowl of cereal I need dat shit wet

 

Alright, calm down

 

The only place cereal belongs besides a bowl of milk is a bowl of vanilla ice cream

 

what about the toilet