(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1360

Update: she texted me again to clarify some things.

She said that were this to happen a few years ago she would have been “over the top flattered and step into it.” Saying she used to live a life where she just wanted to do what was pleasurable to her but now she looks back on it and sees her actions as wrong. She says she now chooses to live a life for Christ and that our friendship leads to “inappropriate thoughts. On both our sides.” She says her friendships should be reflecting Christ, and ours doesn’t. Not sure if I’ve mentioned this but last year she moved to Chicago to go to seminary school so this line of thinking definitely makes sense. It sucks cause like, I mean, imo god doesn’t exist and that sounds like insanity to commit your life to that, but at the same time I appreciate her honesty about it and if that’s her life passion then more power to her

 

which probably means you shouldn't be in a relationship with her haha, sorry to be so blunt haha

 

Haha yeah. Well, if you mean like a serious romantic relationship then yeah absolutely. But if it were something casual then I don’t see that being a huge factor. I don’t mean with her, necessarily, I just mean with relationships in general. I could never be in a serious romantic relationship with someone who was religious but plenty of my family members and good friends are devout Christians and we get along fine.

 

Hahahahah

 

Anyways, looks like the Christian Mom saga is over but I’m happy that there is some semblance of closure.

 

This has all been a long con for you to give me permission to call my up and coming indie band Christian Mama Saga

 

agrred.

 

kids really are just one huge cockblock they got no respect from where they came from.

 

I added one mirror selfie to Tinder and now I'm matching with all these cute emo gals it's great.

 

glad someone's bringing the mirror selfie back, it makes me nostalgic for myspace

 

Hey, you said it not me, but yeah.

 

Ugh it sucks so much to know a terrible couple but u just kinda have to wait patiently until they breakup to let it be known. But like really breakup not a temp one where u drag their partner and then they get back together and it's awkward lol. I mean most of my friends and stuff know if I don't like their partner cause I tell them how I honestly feel and then shut up about it cause they don't need me raining on their parade whatevz but when they breakup I will DOWNPOUR on the parade!!!

 

I went on what I thought would be a simple date getting a drink with a girl from online. Ended up smoking weed and making out in my car like high schoolers until like 2am. I felt like I was 16 again, except I didn't kiss a girl until I was 17 and I never smoked weed until...that date. I'm going over to her place tomorrow night.

 

also how do you get weed smell out of a car

 

smoke crack in it after that should do the trick.

 

Some ideas I recall from friends way back when, not sure how well they work:

- air it out, leave windows open if you can
- not Febreze! Been told it just blends together into a worse smell
- a strong deodorizer or fruit (like pineapple)
- regular smoke (if you don’t smoke, maybe pay / ask someone to sit in your car and smoke some cigarettes lol)
- anything minty (gum, air freshener, etc.)

 

my new job is a wild place because like everyone is trying to hook up with each other and I’m not involved in it at all.

I’ve mentioned before that I have like a work best friend where we always hang out when we can. My work best friend is super attractive so girls are always after him. The girl that always wears Yeezys is super into him and he is like nah. He also has this new girl that I thought was pretty cool being into him so he has everyone getting upset with him.

I want to be jealous because I could never have that happen to me but he always look so stressed when these girls try to talk to him..

 

also there is a NEW NEW girl at my work that I trained for our job and we hit it off and it was cool. However since I’m mister nothing will ever happen to me some other dude at work is also trying to talk to her so sigh.

 

I guess I've always had jobs where my coworkers are 99% women so luckily there has never been the work dating stress! Tho I guess that is a common place for couples to meet but I can count the male coworkers I've ever had on one hand. At least ones I worked directly with.

 

weed smell doesn’t linger as long as cig smell does, especially considering that you’re not a regular smoker. just roll your windows down and let it air out.

not that I have a lot of experience with that I’m very pure

sounds like it was a fun date tho

 

It usually goes out after a day or so. Doesn’t stick to everything as much as cigs.

 

so basically @Dog with a Blog is confirmed a sinner by a devout christian woman

somewhere @dylan smirks but for a moment

 

When I was in high school I worked at a grocery store and two of the kids I worked with were real big pot heads. They got into a lot of trouble at home with weed, so they'd ask to smoke in my car on their breaks. I let them. I would just always keep my windows cracked and honestly that seemed to do the trick. I never sprayed anything - just aired it out.