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Stone me to death

 

Is this a ph*** t****?

 

Alexa block Shrek

 

Siri ban Alexa from chorus dot f n

 

AskJeeves, give me more on this “Siri”

 

@dylan thinks he could beat me in a fight lol

 

my dad could beat up your dad @dylan

 

LMAO

 

i could see it, you'd try and punch him but the punches fly way over his head

 

But Dylan could throw the paper that he needs to write at him and he will be incapacitated.

 

Keep in mind, the guy who thinks he could kick my ass is the same guy who shops from the Martha Stewart catalogue

 

Maths Stewart is a hardened criminal tho.

 

it's a nice sweater

 

Checks out.

 

And bffs with Snoop Dogg.

 

someone should get Taylor Swift that sweater

 

Ok I rly need to change my insta handle like I said
It’s down to a few options but I don’t know which one to go with (or something else entirely!!) and I have no one to ask lol so if anyone has any ideas or wants to brainstorm hmu

 

YELLOW FERRARI LIKE PIKACHUUUU

 

@Dilbert are you ever gonna acknowledge this you coward???

 

i used this on the stir fry i made tonight and it was exquisite. shame me openly.

 

this is what Dylan was gonna send James

 

which one of you did this?

 

Me today