(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1344

Now hold on, here’s something

 

He has a shower. I'd take the deal if I were you

 

Only 40% match tho

 

I've had a busy day! Ahhhhhhh

 

*cuts to*

 

Hahahaha fuck I was looking at similar photos to post

 

I actually pulled a major move today but can't disclose it yet. OKAY

 

fuck that tell us now

 

he's moving in with someone off a dating app

 

NO

 

CAITS PREGNANT AND WE ARE GOING TO VEGAS TO GET MARRIED

 

Jk

 

finally sucked your own dick

 

phew felt real bad for Cait for a sec

 

I don't think ogres can get humans pregnant but I'm sure there's rule 34 stuff that disproves my hypothesis

 

I'm not shrek

 

right you’re a lesser ogre

 

i have a friend like this who always questions compliments given to him. Like I’m going to tell him how awesome he is, and he just goes “no im not.” Or when I ask him to go hang out, “why would anyone hang out with me”

It sucks bec he really is a cool person who just I feel just needs a little more confidence. But I’m not sure how to meet him halfway or if I even should, because idk that might be “his” way, and why would I try to change that.

 

First date since June in an hour, pretty excited and not dreading it which is nice for a change. Not having to drive down to Boston is a huge plus haha.

 

hell yeah good luck!

 

Thanks man! I’ll report back.