(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1327

ok here I go to get killed by the End Boss. no save points.

 

Look for bonfires if you can

 

Who else's strategy when you're apprehensive about someone is to make yourself scarce and hope they lose interest

 

I mean...me... but also this sounds suspiciously like ghosting lol

Edit: or like one step away from ghosting. Ghosting but nicer. Insert something clever here.

 

It's not ghosting because I respond to texts! And have tentative and vague plans

 

Caspering. He's the friendly ghost.

 

Fuck see. This is the cleverness I needed.

 

but like why make plans if you want out?? just say you’re not feeling it and be done. you can do it over text. easy.

 

"Sorry I can't meet up anymore because I don't want to. It's not me, it's you."

 

I still don't know what to get my girlfriend.

 

Get her a fancy beret.

 

Get her something she likes.

 

Sex thing?

 

useless all of you

 

You're thinkin' of a pearl necklace.

 

His D?

 

A trip to Texas

 

A pearl necklace.

 

@St. Nate

what does she like?
what are her hobbies?
has she talked about anything she needs or wants to buy?
careful with price and size - Christmas is coming so you'll need to get her something there too.
or say, "hey, you're birthday is too close to Christmas, blame your parents. you don't get gifts for both." (not a good idea if you like this girl)
you could make her something, but that's really fucking pushing it and sets you up for disaster for future gift giving times (unless you think this train derails soon, then go ahead and make something)

 

what does she like? THE D, Reading, Afrocentricism, Cute things
what are her hobbies? THIS D, Reading, Psychology, Netflix, Cooking
has she talked about anything she needs or wants to buy? THIS D
careful with price and size - Christmas is coming so you'll need to get her something there too. SHE DOES NOT CELEBRATE BUT YOU KNOW WHAT SHE WILL BE GETTIN?
or say, "hey, you're birthday is too close to Christmas, blame your parents. you don't get gifts for both." (not a good idea if you like this girl) SEE ABOVE
you could make her something, but that's really fucking pushing it and sets you up for disaster for future gift giving times
I CANNOT

 

Did you see the beret idea?

 

Get her a nice book and I don't mean a 69 book

 

get her a cute book on Afrocentricism or Psychology

 

A.... beret...

Hmmm...

 

Clearly you should get her a ***do