2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 1035

Tots AND die

 

Crinkle cut fries are the best.

 

Luckily they're dying shortly after entry and aren't like flying around or else we'd be in a hotel

 

i have never once in my life been like "NO, i will not accept these fries."

I have, on many occasions, been like "i will not continue to eat these fries because they are wet/old/dry/literally a rock/etc...." But I always try

 

I had great mashed potatoes today

 

Anyway #ImWithRandall

 

i walked to a cafe on my way to work to get lunch for today and they don't open until 9. what kind of cafe opens at 9? so anyway i hate subway

 

i meant had but my brain knew what my heart meant to say

 

Malt vinegar on your fries or go home

 

Going to get oysters and then a lobster roll in a bit

 

yes

 

i'm going to walk home and eat a handful of cereal every five minutes until i die

 

What kind of cereal?

 

there's a zero percent chance my roommate didn't kill the cinnamon toast crunch so honey nut cheerios

 

Gotta go with the special k fruit and yogurt

 

Now this is something I can get in on. A cup of Chobani original, banana sliced and placed around the bowl, Honey Bunches of Oats with almonds in the middle and a slight dusting of cinnamon.

 

yeah i'm not gonna get up from my bed every five minutes to shovel that in my sad face by the fistful

 

I’m qualified for this job

 

that guy isn't.

 

I'm making cereal-crusted chicken tonight.

 

that's nothing. i'm making chicken-crusted cereal! (it's awful with milk btw)

 

i'm gluing captain crunch to a real life chicken

 

I'm not sure if you'll ever beat Planet Hollywood's Cap'n Crunch-coated chicken fingers.

 

Who's better: Le'Veon Bell or Taco Bell?

 

lol literally what I'm making. I've also done Dorito Chicken before. Not as good.