2018-2019 NFL Season Thread Football • Page 1029

........Danny Etling.

 

You just keep telling this uncomfortable Etling joke that I don’t want to laugh at hahaha

 

Hahaha A) It drives Matt nuts so that's kinda fun and B) I genuinely think he is better than Peterman. Peterman's Career QB Rating is worse than if you or I got on the field and spiked the ball every chance we got.

 

screw skittles

 

The top number is Nate. The bottom number is if I got onto the field and spiked the ball 130 consecutive times.

 

party at my place the day Brady retires

also, I am so ready for all the bandwagon Pats fans to go away (no one here, just in general)

 

lol this one guy I know was a Jags fan, and then bandwagoned hard onto the Pats like a year before the Jags got good.

 

at what point does a bandwagon fan no longer count as a bandwagon fan? It's been 20 years.

 

I want to live in the alternate timeline where Trump is the owner of the shittiest team in the league and not the president of the country

 

But he trusts the process

 

He tried to buy the Bills not the Raiders

 

buddy,,,,

if you don't think a majority of Pats fans will be gone once this team starts to suck, I don't know what to tell you

 

Steelers have not lost on the road since week 3 last year

 

Well yeah, it’s because a spiked incompletion still is a 0% chance of an interception.

Nathan Peterman, per ATTEMPT, has a 9.2% chance of throwing a pick hahahaha

 

Counterargument - Cowboys

 

Nathan Peterman INTs are as common as critical hits in Pokémon

 

My solution to the Bills.

 

Love this stat

 

Umm Carson....this seems a bit much.

 

i assume every Fortnite player is a fan of the Dallas Cowboys.

or Derrius Guice.

 

Carson Wentz’s love of killing animals is certainly kinda unnerving. That’s a lot of fucking time spent just organizing the 50 or so dead ducks for a family photo, wtf?

 

I'm sad Guice isn't playing. He seemed he'd be fun.

 

family photo? he's not batman.