(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1297

Lol it is honestly adorable that you think the lack of attention from women in your life is your choice

 

Nate liked that shit the second you posted it

 

What a loser

 

Women love my charm, get over it.

 

"charm"

 

I don’t think Dan can tell the difference between women checking him out and women looking at him wondering how he escaped the zoo

 

or women fleeing a small village in East Europe.

 

You know what tradition is hella stupid to me? Saving a slice of your wedding cake and putting it in the freezer for like a year and then eating it on your anniversary. It’s not gonna taste great and it symbolizes next to nothing. It’s not like you save a slice of birthday cake every year.

 

I hope you guys feel better

 

I feel great.

 

there is this girl in my class that always looks at me and I think it’s the hoodie.

the hoodie is nice.

 

I have never once heard of this

 

Don’t mean it ain’t real

 

Just don’t wear the hoodie to class and see if she’s still looking at you

 

I can confirm that already happened where she didn’t even look at me

 

Also smushing a $100 cake on your face when you're wearing thousand dollar clothes is so stupid

 

could be the water bottle too cobe

 

Cakes are overrated. It should be a burrito

 

Had a breakfast burrito this morning, it was a good choice

 

You can't fit the plastic people on a burrito

 

My Jimmy Dean Breakfast Bowl was satisfactory as always

 

Could we possibly compromise with a large Swiss roll?

 

Maybe a macaroni and cheese casserole or something then

 

this isnt the food thread

 

Every thread is the food thread if you try hard enough