(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1296

You overestimated me

 

this what i get for not knowing the name member’s names.

dammit ian

 

Hayley Williams voice
That's what you get

 

I was a journalism major and have always written based off the AP Stylebook - where Oxford Commas are not used. Honestly wouldn't be caught dead using an Oxford Comma.

 

What's a vampire weekend? Sounds spooky

 

Sex thing

 

Ftfy

 

I was thinking that but it's too early for such vulgarity

 

Snooze ya lose

 

Not even 10 yet and you guys are sinning like nobody’s business

 

It’s not even 7 for me. Early bird gets worms or whatever

 

It's half 3 over here. I'm good.

 

so 1:30?

 

hi @dylan @thesoftskeleton @dadbolt @Dog Fish @Dog with a Blog

 

oh god do we have to tag @thesoftskeleton every time we troll-tag @dylan now? i know they are their own people, but solidarity is important in a relationship!

 

Made the moral decision to stay away from any kind of attention from a female for a while.


I expect to cave by next weekend. But maybe not.

 

what do you people want

 

You horrible dad joke bastard.

 

please delete your account

 

im trying

 

@oldjersey did you tell @St. Nate that Roman Reigns has leukemia yet?

 

I already know that being the biggest Roman Reigns fan of all time.