(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1294

are you working me brother

 

#HEEL

 

#attitudeera

 

I didn't know until I got a lot of context clues

In my defense I don't think of Dylan sexually at all

 

I think of him sexually a lot

 

I know nothing

 

i think of Dylan as HAL from 2001 in a more human-looking form.

 

i don’t think of dylan

 

i'm starting to put the pieces together on what that blog's about

 

i'm awful. don't think about me, you morons.

 

"You’re amazing and great"

 

I don't because I'm smart

 

hmm interesting take

 

I don’t.

 

lies you're always thinking about your shmoopy woopy dooopy

 

Okay burn this whole thread now thanks

 

what the fuck

 

what's great about this is now my posting automatically makes two people mad at once. that's two birds one stone, thus improving shitposting efficiency 100%

 

i don't care for this one bit

 

in other news i'm trying to remember the name of this dancehall song. the only thing is i don't understand the patois so i can't type them into google so i have to resort humming the melody to my girlfriend who speaks patois.

 

Girlfriend update:

I was working (well not really because her and I were texting)

Her: keep the weekend of April 27th open

Me: okay why?

Her: it’s a surprise til December

So I’m just like “what the hell is she planning???”, I’m on Instagram later and the 1975 are advertised with tour dates, with that weekend they are playing in Portland. It’s significant because there is where we took our first real trip together and I love the 1975.

I CRACKED THE CASE AND IM AMAZING

or I could be completely wrong but I just have this feeling that’s what she has cookin

 

I hate everyone

 

#HEEL