(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1293

Yes I am Vince staples

You can call me whatever you want

Except this

 

terribly sorry to have scarred you so deeply.

 

Have you switched over to saying Ari-anna Grandy?

 

I had a student who pronounced it airyanna so now I mispronounce Ariana all the time.

 

I am also Mike. I am not a lego chess piece. At least, not most of the time.

 

No, I also still say Rihanna wrong
I'm not good at unlearning stuff haha

 

ok this pumpkin carving date is tonight. trying to keep my disaster levels low

 

I’ve seen yr knife skills in action you should reconsider this activity lol

Jk I’m sure it will be fine

 

oh yeah you were there one of the times I sliced my thumb huh

 

what's the over/under on tex ending up outside a jerky outlet tonight

 

slim odds. i'm intimidated this time lol

 

A knife on a first date is brave

 

yes

"one of the times" haha

 

they are with that kind of attitude

just ask her if she wants some beef jerky after yall carve pumpkins

 

Soy jerky *

 

My Tinder date brought her boyfriend to our date. Welcome to my sitcom

 

so u r the unicorn?

 

need a full rundown of that

 

there's no i in threes*me bro

 

there is in tricycle

 

@Allhailburnzy give us deets immediately

 

just wanna say i could tell dylan and kaitie were dating since like a week ago and i only skim these threads and don’t talk to them off the site so i’m literally smarter than all of you, happy halloween

 

Yeah I mean I could tell too totally it was really obvious lol you numbskulls who couldn’t tell lol GET A CLUE am I right cam and I over here just being people with deductive reasoning