(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1290

@sleepy

 

How can I explain to my wife that I’ll never be able to get it up again after seeing @dylan shirtless?

 

I’ll help

Edit: help explain, not get you up and runnin’

 

@CumdownMachine let your dad see your collection it's an emergency

 

why has he been sending so many photos of the two of them to you @Dog with a Blog. Is this some unicorn emoji shit

 

He was drunk

 

Fucking trigger warning on the shirtlessness @Dog with a Blog. For god sakes have a little compassion (for us, not Dylan)

 

This thread is unbearable sometimes

 

But still was some unicorn emoji shit

 

I gotta he honest, I don’t really know what that means

 

it's a threesome thing on tinder.

 

Whoa. I don’t think so but ya never know. @dylan was it a unicorn emoji thing ?

 

he'd never admit it. @thesoftskeleton ?

 

Yeah, Kaitie and I are dating. I don't think anyone in here doesn't already know how great she is, im really happy. i know people that frequent this thread dont want this to turn into another days-long ordeal dominating the thread centered around me so lets move on k thanks!

 

@***************

 

Can y’all at least please acknowledge I’m wearing my death metal Phoebe Bridgers shirt in the one pic which is very on brand for me.



That’s my only contribution thank you

 

Nice shirt, stalker

 

So I shouldn’t even mention the tattoo I have either...hmm okay good plan. Or that im going to Canada to see her again.....no we won’t mention that....I don’t have a problem.

 

my SO and I are watching don’t breathe and she’s stressing the f out

 

Are you at... that part yet

 

Every time I see it's skipped multiple pages I know evil is afoot

Especially that it's being spammed with happiness gtfo

 

Who else in this thread is still miserable ?? Not miserable because ur single but just like miserable because life sucks but u also happen to be single. Only for a sense of camaraderie not to form another Chorus power couple. Tho now I wonder who the bey and jay of this site are. Which isn't rly goals either cause Jay is a cheating grooming loser.

 

I’m in a long term relationship but I’m still miserable if that counts

 

life is awful and we are all doomed