(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1284

i was mocking you from your post earlier. you use your stupid shampoo this morning or something?

 

Yeah i get that, but it was still a statement you obviously meant.

 

A girl i'm friends with is asking if she should get a boob job, i'm like uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh yah

 

sometimes you’re a walking morning radio show

 

no, you moron, i was turning around your dumb ass nonsensical advice you gave to chase back on you. jesus christ

 

Oh so you didn't mean what you say? If someone keeps postponing you don't run away? What kind of sucker ass shit is that.

 

You fucking puppet

 

My point is if someone is saying "Hey" "Nothing, You?" "Cool" "Lol"



Probbbbbbbbbbably didn't find the one after that interaction. Unless you're desperate like Dylan and clinging on to anything.

 

one problem I have right now is I'm basically only free every other weekend. i have to try and plan for a very specific window of time

 

idk i get what you’re saying but bear in mind that women get harassed endlessly on these things and probably are gonna get a read on a person before they take the plunge

 

Like I originally said, in MY experience, this has rung true. Like Night and Day. I've never had success with someone who responded one word at a time.

 

I mean I get y'all just like to argue with me.

 

not at all what i’m trying to do, nothing wrong with short answers being a turn off to you

 

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Yeah I guess that is what it comes down to, i'm super sensitive to chemistry being there and if it's not right away i'm a believer that you can't create it down the road.

 

I was like “why is Dan talking to himself?” and then I remembered I have Dylan blocked lol. I think maybe instead of unblocking Dylan I should just block Dan too. Perhaps we all should

 

I am half the reason y'all log on to this damned website every day.

 

would explain my current situation

 

i've been saying thissss

 

Dylan, let's be half decent to each other in the future.

 

I like not having to bother with crafting a first message because I'm very lazy, but not sure it's worth swiping through the most boring people I've ever seen

 

anyway,

my relationship is p good.

but i'm also bored.

let's make a tinder for ian or something.

 

no

 

Unbelievable

 

we'll have to track down the one pic he's ever posted haha

 

boring people are bored