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*Bradley Cooper voice* Maybe it’s time to let the old ways die

 

One of my tasks was converting some files into excel because the boss was too lazy to bother learning how to read the other program

 

Is this the movie you saw yesterday after you snuck spaghetti into your work?

 

I saw Halloween and I forgot how fucking terrible mainstream horror crowds are

 

Mikey Myers

 

If I didn’t waste the last hour doing nothing I could have been just that much closer to being out of here early. I suck!

 

Woman calls the store, I answer as we usually greet.


Woman: Yes I am looking for XYZ item

Me(types name into system): I’m sorry mam but we have nothing by that name in our item database.

Woman (scoffs): I mean WALMART sells them at all of THEIR stores

Me: .... that’s great. We don’t all carry the same things. Maybe go to Walmart then?

 

classic James

 

:(

 

do you work at Target? that's lame, at least she didn't go to the store and not see it and yell at you

 

CVS. My former job from last year that I stuck around for two Sundays a month for extra wedding money

 

I know it feels like CVS has everything, it's so overwhelming going to a pharmacy for just like tissues or something now because they have like 5000 things that aren't medical, but also use your brain the cashier isn't in charge of inventory

 

I am the shift manager but it’s still not my job lol. I once had a guy who got mad and stormed out because we didn’t sell BADMITTEN RACKETS.

Who thinks of badmitten and thinks CVS pharmacy! And like you said we sell a lot of stuff but that is just a bizarrely random item to get upset about

 

Cvs is like 1/15 the size of a Walmart. Expecting them to have the same stuff is stupid.

 

also one's a fucking pharmacy and one's a department store, if they had identical items that would be insane

 

Yup, my initial viewing of Hereditary was ruined by a bunch of clucking assholes

 

FTFY

 

Whoa

 

Oh the customers of CVS are something special. Here’s just a few things:

(Lady runs over a beer bottle in the parking lot that wasn’t there a minute ago. Clearly someone from the bar next door left and put it there.) Lady: WHY IS THERE A BEER BOTTLE UNDER MY CAR, AND WHAT COMPENSATION WILL YOU BE GIVING FOR IT?!

Me: probably someone from the bar next door, and my compensation is sweeping up the shards after you kindly leave the parking lot.
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Guy walks up to counter while I’m in aisle helping a customer.

Guy: HELLLLOOOOOOOO? HELLOOOOOOOOOO?! DOES SOMEONE WANT TO DO THEIR MINIMUM WAGE JOB IVE BEEN HERE FOR TWENTY MINUTES ( it’s been 20 seconds)
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(Lady walks up and puts her items down on the photo counter where I am helping someone. She stands there staring at me) Lady: Hey can you ring me out here first?!

Me: no but I can ring you out at the counter over there on the other side of the store, the one that has the registers and checkout lanes.
(This one happens A LOT)
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Woman is arguing with a cashier that her extra bucks should work on cigarette cartons, back when CVS carries them (they don’t its in the print of exclusions).
Woman(not knowing I’m in the office): Kevin always forces them through for me

Cashier: Let me check (leans down hall corner) Hey Kevin do we force through. Extra bucks for cigarettes?

Me: No! Never.

(Woman stays a half hour after close arguing that we do)

 

There’s no way to know for sure

 

I think tweens/teenagers are generally just the worst at movies, just loud and laughing inappropriately
I should say teenage boys, teenage girls at movies are generally cool

 

Oh and my personal favorite. Woman asks for Advil and I show her where it is, also pointing out the store brand:

Woman: hmph! I only use name brand. You must be one of less taste from the lower class.

Me: ...it’s just ibuprofen

 

I'm classy af and I use generic ibuprofen haha, I got like a year's supply of generic from Target for like $4 haha

 

So what you’re saying is she called you a plebe?

 

I love being classist in a Nashville CVS