(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1281

My friend is basically going through this same situation, him and his girlfriend broke up after about three years (literally signed a second lease like two months ago too), so him and I get brunch like three days after it happened and he’s like.. “I’ve met someone else already”

 

We went to the beach and talked for about 3 hours straight. I didn't kiss her, I absolutely could of, but I didn't in order to justify what I am doing haha. It went very well. Ugh. Fuck

 

And I don't think I mentioned this is a girl I've known for years. She moved up to Massachusetts last year then just moved back down here last month. I've always had a crush on her.

 

she escaped Florida and went back? major red flag

 

am I doing this right

 

The only response tbh

 

what the hell

 

I talked to @oldjersey and decided that I'm probably asexual.

Dude knows how to turn a person off

 

I think I'm gonna play Mario party with this girl today and IM GONNA KICK HER FUCKIN ASS WOOOOO

 

Yo I like a girl for the first time in a long time

 

...she likes dan, ian

... she likes this guy, ian

 

what did you guys talk wrestling-wise

 

does she like Mark Wahlberg movies

 

@oldjersey how many times did u fart

 

I am very desired

That didn't come up yet, i'm guessing she is just fair weathered so I haven't gotten into that yet. At least she likes it, Cait hated it.

She is all artsy fartsy so maybe?

I think once, on the beach, so you couldn't hear it. Maybe twice

 

That's a given and also probably related to it being Florida, slim pickings there

 

I can’t believe I felt sorry for Dan yesterday.
Now I’m back to thinking he’s trash.
All is well.

 

Dirty Dan is back

 

I still don't know how you managed to get the clap and have it not be from sex you just got it somehow

 

love when I make plans with my friends and then they bail last minute because I’m not a priority

or when my friend asks for a ride because he doesn’t have a car and so I decide to be a good friend and give him a ride and it turns into him trying to use me as his personal Uber

FRIENDSHIPS ARE FUN

 

WE ARE HANGING IN 3 WEEKS

 

new cobra new friends bro

 

tell him if you're gonna be his Uber he needs to Venmo you, or not it would probably be awkward

 

THAT ISNT FOREVER THO

I need to do this

well he promised me gas money and food but like somehow I ended up getting nothing so wow I’m the real sucker???

 

just so you all know I told the friend 1 about the thing friend 2 did and the friend 1 is thinking I’m overreacting and they want me to take them out drinking.

I SERIOUSLY LOVE MY FRIENDS SO MUCH