(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1276

Thank you, Mike! You’re too kind
well, if things keep going as well as they are with my boyfriend, I can see myself marrying him in a few years time

 

Went to the Dr and she asked if a med student could interview me and he was cute and I had to tell him about my dysfunctional brain lol womp womp

 

Maybe he's into that!

 

you may have had to open up about your brain to him but get to the cardiovascular center sis cuz he might open up his heart to you

 

Lol idk if that's good or bad. Idk idk I can hear him briefing the Dr about me outside the door and it's amazing I always wanna hear what ppl say about me but they're just quiet enough I keep missing chunks of their convo smh

 

better for someone to hear about brain problems than digestive problems

 

don't make a getting brain joke don't make a getting brain joke

 

Worked for me.

 

this is a good strategy, just get it all out there right away

 

i'm a little worried about the person I broke up with

right after we last talked, when I made it clear that I was done, she tweeted a bunch of sad self-pitying things about being alone and not being loved. She hasn't tweeted at all since then which is odd for her. Given what I know about her, I just wanna be sure she's ok

 

my first friend at my new job happens to be a super attractive dude so girls are constantly trying to talk to him and I am just sitting next to him just looking at chorus

 

One day 2 cute girls will both want him but one will have to settle for you so it’s all good bro

 

HE HAS A GIRLFRIEND SO IT ALL MEANS NOTHING

 

Don the Champion hoodie. Your friend will seemingly disappear.

Speaking of, I saw a girl today who was absolutely killing it in like this croptop Champion sweatshirt. Made me think of you. Coulda been CobraWaifu

 

Who is Don The Champion

 

@CobraKidJon

 

all I wear is champion hoodies

 

I can’t wear hoodies at work since warehouse

ALSO HOW DARE YOU

 

I gotta cop one since I basically dress like a hype beast

 

I basically wear those until I finally decided to say screw it and spend the $200 on a supreme hoodie

 

But I feel like warehouses are prime for hoodie life

 

working remotely I get to wear all the hoodies I like and it is glorious

 

nah hoods can get in conveyor belts which i am near so they have no hood policy

 

I can't imagine spending $200 on a hoodie or literally any article of clothing