(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1270

I’ll come to Cali and we can do it

 

PURE

 

My favorite!

 

It's terrific

 

I'm the only alcoholic in here dammit

 

Congrats. That explains the whole brain cell sitch

 

ROASTED

 

I’ve never had a sip of the devils liquid

 

you have certainly never been so intoxicated at a concert that you told me you were jokingly worried the singer would get a restraining order against you

 

yeah phoebe b says otherwise

 

lmao nice try kaitie

 

Y’all have no proof of this “supposed incident”

 

She had

 

go stars

 

Go pack

 

you can't watch hockey sober James

I'm assuming it's hockey based on her history

 

That’s soda nice try!

 

I've benn seguin this for the longest time now

 

No

 

stop

 

I think I lost the engagement ring

 

damn you guys are shutting me down like *googles stars shutdown dman* esa lindell

 

SMDH

 

they serve non-alcoholic drinks at bars, you should know you're there all the time