(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1261

" damn straight i look like Ryan Gosling " Dylan

 

Oh god I forget that he actually has said that

 

no

 

good argument

 

your face is the one making my argument for me

 

"Reasons We're Probably Not Dating" is literally whatever the last few pages of this thread have been.

 

it was true those ten times i said it back then just as much as it is true now

 

dan please stop hitting on my girlfriend

 

I am gorgeous, you are hiding behind a fake account ya ugly piece of shit

 

You're saying i shouldn't make " too online to function " my Tinder bio

 

i am real

 

prove it

 

here is a selfie

 

fucking hideous

 

i loved your work in pac-man

 

Lick up your thigh then call me the Pac Man
Table top or just give me a lap dance
The Rock to the Park to the Point to the Flatlands
That man ain't Ludacris (woo) in the public bathroom
Or in back of the classroom

 

no

 

you dont have a nose or mouth or ears.


yes

 

thank you it was the cherry on top of my career

 

i don't define my self-worth by adhering to western ideals of beauty

 

@dylan ego so fragile he created an alt to avoid getting dunked on then gassed himself up with the new account. unbelievable

 

no this is the real rachael dylan asked me to join so I can tell all of you how nice he is to me

 

I'm trying to remember the name of the one alt accuount I made on here back in the like every post days hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

 

sounds about right since no one else will like your posts