(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1256

“Who gives a shit about her”

Actual texts with @dylan about his girlfriend

 

1. 69% battery life. Nice

2. I told her about that conversation last night and she laughed so jokes on you

 

I am pure and nice

 

Dylan is pure trash

 

gods cock caused the great flood u really gonna save urself for dat

 

Damn poor girl what a jerk

 

that's sheldon baby to you

 

i'm very nice to her you can ask her yourself

 

She knows Kaitie?

 

I don’t know her

 

@**************

 

There should be two of me good call Derek

 

no but i asked her for kaitie

 

Why are you txting urself u coward

 

Just quoting this interaction should you be a coward and cave to Dylan’s demands

 

"BOsSzInGa!"

 

plz delete it

 

Dylan claims she’s mean yet she was clearly very nice and didn’t sass him at all in that text. In conclusion: Dylan’s a liar

 

Great now I have Santa Baby stuck in my head in October

 

thank heavens there's no green text bubble

 

Couldn’t date a girl with an Android tbh

 

more into the lowbrow kind then