(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1252

I've never sent a nude in my life. I can't even stand to look at my own prolapsed belly button looking unleavened subway bread ass body, no way in hell i'd ever scar anyone else's eyes with that

 

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I think I've technically sidestepped sending any actual nudes. Based on my attempts at sexting, you'd think me a never nude.

I do have a running joke with a female friend, where I send her "nudes". Basically, they'll be pictures of something innocuous, but i'm naked behind the camera. I wish I could explain how that came to pass, but I don't actually know.

 

After drunkingly making out in a back of a car awhile back and not speaking about it for a year my best friend from middle school messaged me and we finally talked about it, turns out we like each other and we're both single for once, I haven't seen him in a couple years though but I will be when I go back home for the holidays, I'm not really sure how this is going to go, if I'm going to feel that way when I see him again or vice versa. I also don't wanna ruin a friendship but I guess if we made out and things are okay then I shouldn't really worry too much? I don't know, it's just really refreshing to possibly be interested in someone who knows me for me and likes exactly who I am, there isn't really much hiding there, he knows my whole origin story hah.

 

**c* pics on request hit me up

 

I'd like some pictures of mice.

 

I was wondering what people would come up with

 

I have never looked at my naked body or genitals and been like I bet someone would love to look at all this

 

Similar. But if someone asks...

 

There are many pictures of my penis floatin’ around. More people ask than you’d imagine

 

Clearly you look the type.

Dogs look the type?

 

I think it’s like a Tinder thing, I dunno. But at least two girls from there have essentially been like, “so are you gonna show me your d*ck or what?” Like, out of nowhere and somewhat aggressively so. It’s possible those are just some extreme cases but I’m like damn imagine if I was just like, “yo so when are you gonna show me your p****???” Though, sadly, I imagine that’s actually fairly common lol

 

@Dog with a Blog delete that post

 

Why? It’s not that crude or anything

 

don’t do it

 

delete it

 

dylan's nudes are him in a bubble suit

 

don't give in to dylan's oppressive demands, he doesn't own this thread

 

" does the lack of carpet match the lack of drapes "

 

lol damn

 

What do you take me for, a coward? I don’t fear Dylan

 

k cool

 

if you saw the way he treated dogs you would be

 

like slaves who do tricks for food. terrible.