(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1247

Packing your lady parts full of a fruit which smells like vomit sounds like a form of contraception devised by evangelicals.

 

she knows they're all true

 

be nice to yr queen

 

i am

 

Hey Dyl @dylan happy Thursday afternoon

 

is this a band on rise records?

 

He's the greatest wrestler of all time.

 

da big dawg

 

Smdh vegans

 

gotta slap a steak in there.

 

You got something you want to tell us honey

 

No what kind of deviant do you take me for!

 

kaitie that's disgusting wtf

 

I meant the other vegans! Goddammit

 

Is it surprising? We all know she’s a sinner

 

that's like some new age sex positive bobbing for apples sh*t

 

she harasses me on instagram constantly.

 

holy shit cups lol

 

P sure this is a @Kingjohn_654 thing

 

...right

she's the biggest sinner on the entire site

same, she's an instagram DM bully

 

I do not I’m innocent I don’t do shit!

Are you kidding me you tell me you’re gonna eat my dog and all sorts of stupid nonsense!

The biggest sinner is @dadbolt

 

don't bring king j into this i'm sorry i brought up apples

 

i've never said such a thing.

me saying your dog looks delicious is a compliment.

those bananas look delicious. i am complimenting the bananas.

 

don’t try to shift the heat to me i'm on the straight and narrow. only the blood of christ for me.