(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1244

Whoaa

 

does she like happy music?

 

I don’t know her

 

I tried to show her Julien Baker and she haaaaated it. Also doesn’t care for Bright Eyes or mewithoutYou or any of my all time faves

 

our little Dylan is growing up and dealing with compromise
in about 3 days you'll find an insane dealbreaker I'm sure

 

If I had known what a conversation starter carrying a guitar around would be I would never have started it up.

 

I hate people that walk around with guitars. Then when you're going out with a group of people and you're there they gotta fucking play music. Like bro I wanna talk to people not watch you play fucking Dashboard Confessional

 

She has multiple pairs of shoes that are so old that her big toe pokes through. That’s on the list.

 

are you dating @Mr. Serotonin

 

mwY are a huge grower band, at least they were for me. There's a chance they could grow on her!

 

Right? It seems so inconvenient to lug it around. like I just walk to my car with it, unless I walk the few blocks to my lessons. And even that is annoying. There's this cafe in town I love but sometimes musicians do like impromptu jam sessions and it's supposed to be charming I think but I'm just like oh. Guess I can't hear my conversation anymore.


The other day some guy asked me what kinda guitar I have and what style I play like idk bro I just take lessons ok I can play like twinkle little star!!!

 

I knew a dude in high school that walked around with a ukulele all the time and he only ever played I’m Yours and Hey Soul Sister. Top 5 most insufferable person I’ve ever known

 

And smoke on the water!

 

I bet he was a medium kinda guy too

 

If I heard someone play Hey Soul Sister on ukelele I would probably murder them

 

this may also be @Mr. Serotonin

 

i knew this fucker in high school who would walk around with an electric guitar and a small portable amp that he could wear attached to his belt, and he would play trashy classic rock. fuckin hated that kid

 

I saw him at a wedding recently and got triggered. Just wanted to punch his face in the dick

 

when I was on vacay earlier this year headed to the pool I saw a white dude with dreads, a rastafarian bandana, and an acoustic guitar headed to ruin everyone's day by the pool. i hope that heathen enjoys sublime songs and hacky sacks in hell the g*d dam rapscallion

 

this perfectly describes @Mr. Serotonin's hippie doppelganger at my school

 

I don't want my perfect view of mr. s as the real life van wilder to be ruined

 

this him?

 

i thought you hated feet? why would you date someone who would do this???

 

anybody remember Dusty Dinkleman from Just Friends?