(Reasons We're Probably Not) Dating Or In A Relationship Thread NSFW • Page 1237

bad self esteem

 

Why don’t you ask me this? :(

 

@ComedownMachine

 

Cause he’s celebrating and you’re lamenting!

 

James is over here with girls falling at his feet, and he wants nothing to do with them, meanwhile we have people trying their very hardest to show someone their love and they will not have any of it. This is dating.

 

who is james? all i know is dog with a blog

 

that’s why I’m planning to stay with dog with a blog for a weekend just so I can steal all his powers

 

I got some weird 5 am phone calls and texts (phone was dead so i didn't see them til the next afternoon). this is messy

 

Just shave ur head and boom

 

Wow

 

I can't look as good as dog unfortunately

 

I can dumb myself down and you can take me for a walk. Girls love dogs.

 

WHY HAVENT MY PICTURES WORKED WITH MY DOGS THEN??

the world is a scam

 

that... seems like a humblebrag braniac dog

 

I’m a dog w a GD Blog. I’m smart. But I will crawl on all fours if it means finding @CobraKidJon love

 

gummy bears + hall and oates = everlasting romance

idk where the dude is going wrong

 

And nobody rocks a Champion hoodie like him

 

i don't know romance

i pride myself in my hoodie game

 

How’s the new job goin?

 

What are you doin? Sounds like a workout

 

professional ninja

 

Also these are my dogs

EVERYONE LOVES THEM

 

just warehouse stuff so pretty much a workout

 

I’ve wanted to work in a warehouse for awhile. I feel like it’d be a nice break from the general public.

Cute dogs. Smol and soft